He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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