halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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