wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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