Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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