why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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