i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish you could order shots online.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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