she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
