The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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