is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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