Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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