just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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