Sry I called you an 8
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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