Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
