Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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