They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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