Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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