I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
