dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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