Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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