Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
