Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
50% drunk capacity currently
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Randomize
