too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Boobs are out for the taking
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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