Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i barfeds in our rink
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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