the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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