how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
