Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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