"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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