every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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