just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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