I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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