so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
