you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
soo... how was my night?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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