i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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