You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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