You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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