dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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