i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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