how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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