You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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