last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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