I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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