Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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