they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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