A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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