yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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