i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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