Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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