I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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