Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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