You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're too hungover to prance.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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