plz talk dirty to me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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